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“I can’t believe they sent us the script
written in Japanese!”
“Wanna hear a good moan or two?”
“Oh, listen! Wait ‘til you hear this one!”
“E=mc
2
…”
2
“Ooh, are you sure I can say this word in public?”
“Just so I understand completely. . .
You want me to say what?”
“You do know that there are people out there
who just won’t get it!”
“I AM trying—but I still don’t read Japanese!”
“Oh, I just can't WAIT to see their faces
when they hear THIS monologue!”
“All together now, ladies, repeat with me...VA- VA – VAGINA! Trust me, the more we say it,
the easier it will get!”
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