It's bigger'n life...

...'cause as Rosie (one of them luscious lookin' loose women) says "Size is something!" And she oughta know!

So what's it about?

Roland Highranch is dead. And it sure do look like somebody done him in. But whodunit? Ya think yer smart, do ya? Well, here's yer chance to match wits with the sheriff and the rest of the audience. Find out if ya got the horse sense to figure out who's the bad guy! If'n ya do, ya get a prize.

Bring yer appetite with ya...

...'cause this is dinner theatre which means the cast will be servin' ya vittles while yer bein' entertained! This is a spaghetti western so guess what yer gonna have for dinner? Ain't we the clever ones?

If ya like westerns...

...if ya like to laugh...if ya wanna support Patio Playhouse and The Woman's Club, then go to yer phone rawt (that's "right" for you city folks) now and call (760) 746-6669 to make reservations. We got an answerin' machine on duty 24/7 and it don't mind none even if ya call at 2:00 AM.. We'll call ya back to confirm your reservations. (Although we'd like to answer yer phone call with a real live person, we couldn't hornswaggle nobody to sit by the phone all day for free.)

The doors open at 6:30 PM. We start servin' the grub at 7:00 PM.

We're performin' at The Woman's Club of Escondido at 751 North Rose Street in Escondido.

So what's it cost?

It's cheap. Twenty bucks per person gets ya the whole kit and caboodle (for you city folks, kit=dinner, caboodle=show). Ya ain't gonna find a deal like that in all of North County! Aw, what the heck...make that all of San Diego County. It's the best thing to come down the road since dirt.

Ya'll come now, heah?